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The mayor of Prospect Heights, Rodney Pace,  was commenting on $100,000 in flood-control funds earmarked for his town that Governor Blagojevich had lopped from the state budget. “You can thank the governor because we’re out on River Road, sandbagging, where that frickin’ levee is supposed to go that that money would help fund,” said Pace — according to the Sun-Times, that is. The reader doubted this was quite what Pace really said.

I was also giving the matter some thought. I imagined two scenarios that could explain the story’s disappearance. In the first, a mayor accurately quoted called to complain that his constituents assumed he’d cussed. In the second, a mayor glad to be portrayed as a John Henry kind of guy, a broad-backed sacker of sand quick with the manly invective, called to complain that his constituents assumed he hadn’t.