I’m a gay man who’s been in a relationship for two years. I would say that we’re in love–love in the sense of the emotional kind of love and not so much in terms of the sexual. I do think of my partner as my husband, and we’ve had a commitment ceremony. We want to start a family and have begun looking into adoption.

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Also, LBSD, if you think you’re frustrated now, take the amount of sex you’re currently having and multiply that number by .10 to arrive at the amount of sex you’re likely to have after you become parents. I say “likely” because it doesn’t have to be that way–parents can have great sex lives (ahem), but to do so they have to make an effort, and your partner doesn’t sound like the effort-making type. As far as open relationships go: Most new parents don’t have time to sleep, much less time to sleep around. As solutions to sexual deprivation go, “We’ll just fuck other people” isn’t practical for new parents.

If your sex life isn’t functional, LBSD, then your relationship isn’t ready for the stress fest/shit storm that is parenting. So you’re going to have to press the issue and force the boyfriend to talk about it–and all discussion of adoption should cease until you solve these problems.

GFE stands for “Google Fucking Exists,” OAF.

Farmers have been arrested for selling raw cow’s milk–well, not arrested, but hassled–so I’m guessing it’s illegal to buy and sell raw human breast milk. But there’s definitely a fetish for, and therefore a market for, human breast milk. If there’s an organized underground market for human breast milk, someone out there must know about it. Spill!