I’m an 18-year-old guy with an awesome kinky girlfriend. She likes getting tied up, blindfolded, spanked, and just about anything else we can think of. It’s awesome. My question is this: we were watching some BDSM porn and they used these awesome contact lenses that worked as blindfolds because they were completely opaque. I’ve searched high and low and cannot find them. Help us out! –Ropes Should Come Included

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Politically speaking, RSCI, this may not be the best time for teenagers to gloat about the totally awesome, amazingly kinky, and sinfully premarital sex they’re having. A study released last week showed that the rate of teen sexual activity, which had long been in decline, stopped falling in 2001–despite the hundreds of millions of dollars the Bush administration has poured into abstinence education over the past ten years.

“The percentage of teenagers having intercourse began to plateau in 2001 and has failed to budge since,” according to the Washington Post. “Experts are unsure of the reasons for the change, but [point to] the possibility that some irreducible portion of the teenage population can never be dissuaded from having sex.”

Have two women ever broken up without strong feelings being involved?

Good points, TWGOTMFIC: I only get letters from straight men with complaints about the head they’re not getting and/or the reluctant head they are getting. My sample is hopelessly skewed, and I apologize for the crack.

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