I’ve been with my guy for almost eight years. He wants sex way more often than I do, but that’s because I’m not attracted to his 80-pounds-overweight body. The one time I gently broke it to him why my libido was low he acted really hurt and didn’t sleep with me for a few weeks. He didn’t go on a diet either. I can tell he occasionally feels guilty by the way he orders diet soda to go with his greasy fast food.

You know, WAHH, it’s women like you that drive us to stick our fingers down our throats. In malls all over America you can see teenage boys who are literally starving themselves to death–walking skeletons!–because of attitudes like yours. Having their looks constantly and critically assessed by females causes young boys to confuse their self-worth with their waist sizes! For shame!

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He’s wearing diapers under his trousers, NAPPY, without a doubt. The varying degrees of bulk you’ve noticed is most likely the result of his wearing different types of diapers. A Depend may be more discreet, but no ambitious diaper fetishist is going to be satisfied wearing just that day after day. Some days he may not wear diapers, some days he may wear a Depend, and some days he apparently comes to work in bulkier diapers. There’s also the disturbing possibility that on some days his diapers are empty and other times they’re full.

Don’t just sit there, heteros–defend your rights! Don’t shop at Target, and write ’em and tell them why you’re going elsewhere. As for Fry’s Pharmacy in Tucson, the shop that wouldn’t dispense EC to a freakin’ rape victim, the pharmacist claims it’s her “right” not to do her fucking job. Well, you have a right to free speech. So call the place at 520-323-2695 and ask them why the fuck a pharmacy that won’t dispense EC keeps the drug in stock. Do they do it just to torment rape victims?