My problem starts when I get an erection. Within seconds my cock starts to dribble this clear, sticky liquid. This happens every time I get stiff. I guess I thought it was normal. I’ve had no other cock problems, and sex has always been great and it all works like it should. None of my ex-girlfriends ever said anything about this. The problem is, now I have a new girlfriend who says it’s not normal and I should see a doctor. She is really put off by it. I’ve become so embarrassed and self-conscious about this that it’s put me off sex–especially getting blow jobs, as I can’t help but think my girlfriend is freaked out by my cock. Am I a freak? Should I see a doctor? –Weeping Willy
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I will never want for work. So long as Americans are as ignorant and misinformed about sex as WW and his girlfriend here, there will always be a need for columns like mine. So before I answer your question, WW, I want to thank the people who make sure each new generation of Americans is as ignorant and misinformed about sex as the last: thank you, sex-phobic parents, crazy cultural conservatives, loopy evangelical Christians, and moronic abstinence “educators.” As I get ready to celebrate my 13th year as a sex-advice columnist this August (and 33rd birthday as well!), it’s a comfort to know that I can continue to max out my credit cards and blow money on rent boys without having to worry about losing my job.
So, I just started a new McJob due to the pressures of bills and our god-awful job market. Mainly, I work with a bunch of 16- and 17-year-old girls. Myself, I’m a 29-year-old male. I recently found myself looking up age of consent laws on www.ageofconsent.com. It says that the age of consent in my particular state is 16. Now, if the far-fetched fantasy of many straight males were to occur and one of the girls said, “Take me home, I’d like to fuck you,” something tells me I’d still get in a heap of legal trouble. What is the deal with teenage girls and the law? –Dirty Old Man
(2) All condoms are not created equal. I consider myself average, but Trojans are just too damn small to be comfortable. Even if a condom feels like a snug fit and goes on easily enough, it can be too tight for me to really get the feeling that makes me come. I’ve tried most of the brands out there and have had best results with LifeStyles Ultra Thin. He should just try a wide variety and see what works best.
