I’m a 28-year-old guy. When I make out with a girl, I produce lots of precome. It is often so much that my pants get wet. And it’s tons worse if there’s petting involved. This can be very embarrassing, especially if we’re in public. I’ve gotten to the point where I’ll wear a pair of shorts in addition to my boxers under a pair of jeans (heaven forbid this happens when I’m wearing khakis!). What suggestions do you have to avoid this embarrassment? –Waiting Every Time Patiently and Never Talking Smack
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Pardon me for not finding your problem riveting, WETPANTS. While I usually find the tiniest problems of my heterosexual readers infinitely fascinating (and while this fascination has served me well in my chosen career) I’m just a little out of sorts this week. I was unlucky enough to catch the president of the United States giving his weekly radio address on Saturday, when he renewed his call for a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage. Then I spent two delightful days in front of the television set watching my old college roommate Senator Rick Santorum–aka that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex–yammering on and on about protecting the sacred institution of marriage from the likes of me.
OK, I feel better. Now that I got that off my chest I will return to respectfully answering the sex and love questions of my largely hetero readership.
I am a 32-year-old woman with a loving boyfriend of just over a year. We have begun discussing the idea of bringing, for the first time, another woman into our relationship for a “just curious” one-shot (or if it rocks our world, a few). We agree that it would have to be for both of us. We are also talking about healthy boundaries and respecting the other woman and her needs too. We know that the woman would have to be a neutral and unknown party, because neither of us feels like we could fully enjoy the experience with a friend.
Sorry, HMO, but I’ve changed my mind. Any straight man who would let a woman do him in the ass has to be secretly gay. You’re a fag, HMO. Just admit it already.
