I’m writing regarding Frigid Frustrated Fool. My problem is hairiness, too: I’m crazy about hairy women! I will stare in rapt lust at a woman’s hairy armpit in public. While FFF sounded too self-pitying to be hot, thoughts of her hairiness moved me to engage in hand-to-gland combat. My question: where can I find my hairy princess? –Bring ‘Em Super Hairy, Y’all
I read FFF’s letter with interest, not because of her emotional issues but because the weight gain and unusual hair growth rang a bell. It sounds to me like FFF may be suffering from Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, which I also suffered from for years. PCOS is characterized by weight gain, hirsutism, amenorrhea, acne, ovarian cysts, and other, less visible symptoms. FFF needs to find a reproductive endocrinologist and get herself checked out because, untreated, PCOS can cause heart disease, infertility, and type 2 diabetes.
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I’m an overweight gay boy from Rhode Island. At the ripe old age of 22, I’m still a virgin. And shit, it’s not that I haven’t tried to find a man, it’s just that because I don’t fit the perfect picture of male homosexual beauty (I weigh about 250 pounds), no one takes the time to get to know the smart, funny, sophisticated guy that I am. Now, I know that some guys like fat, hairy guys–the problem is that they tend to be old, fat, and hairy. Unfortunately for me (and for them), I’m not turned on by any of those qualities. Any advice on how to find a nice boy next door (my age!!!) who can maybe give me an awesome first time despite my man boobs and hairy ass–in other words, someone who can see the beauty inside? –Bear Cub Seeks Anything But
Sorry, CIP, but just as it would be wrong for a man to ask his big-clitted or big-lipped girlfriend to have her genitals mutilated for his comfort, it’s wrong for you to ask your boyfriend to do the same.
