I’m a smoker and my partner is a nonsmoker. He says his face goes numb when I give him head. His theory is that the penis is permeable and is absorbing the nicotine in my saliva. It’s a good theory, but it’s only his face that goes numb–his cheeks and lips, not his whole head or his dick head. He really enjoys it, so it’s not a problem. I’m just curious whether or not he’s right. –Not Underestimating My Blow Jobs
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Moving on, I was all set to do a really kick-ass column this week on cuckolding–wherein a straight man watches, or is told about, another man having sex with his wife or girlfriend–when one of my coworkers walked in with a pan of pumpkin pot cake. She told us that the cake was a complete failure as a drug: she’d eaten two pieces the night before and hadn’t gotten high at all. It was, however, pretty tasty cake, so she brought it in to work to share with everybody.
Well, it seems that my coworker’s tolerance for THC is a lot higher than mine. I had one little sliver of cake–maybe two–and now I’m so fucking baked I can hardly see my laptop. I shouldn’t be writing a column in this condition–goodness, what if someone were to actually take my advice?–but deadlines are deadlines, and no editor will accept performance- dehancing drugs as an excuse for missing one. So I set aside the contentious cuckolding issue until next week and scrounged up a few questions that, even stoned, I can’t screw up. Or can I?
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