Please help me! My husband gets off on the voyeur thing. It started out with him watching me and masturbating while I was unaware of his presence. Soon I was wearing Daisy Dukes at the door (about to come myself!) and writing out a check for the pizza delivery guy while my husband hid. I’ve also accepted room service at a hotel wearing just a thong–after being fucked half senseless by my husband–while he hid. I have to admit that since I started indulging him in the voyeur thing our sex has been hot, hot, hot. I’ve been amply rewarded for being good, giving, and game.
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But I’m starting to freak out. If I’m not home he will park the car away from our house, get naked, and hide. I’ve played along, realizing he was home and getting off. But now sometimes I get creeped out when I’m home alone because I’m not sure if I’m actually alone. We’ve talked about how we can play around with this fetish–a sexual interest that does not seem to be going away–in a way that allows me to feel safe. While I was happy to do it once, I don’t want to act all slutty in front of all the random pizza delivery guys in town. I don’t want all the pizza guys to think there’s this hot bitch just waiting to fuck them at our house. And can’t we get kicked out of a hotel for harassment–or even arrested–if the “fantasy bellboy” is not amused? I want to indulge my husband, but how do we go about this without endangering ourselves or getting arrested? Plus will it ever be enough, or am I sliding down a slippery slope? Will we ever get back to the basics? –Where’s My Husband?
I have some suggestions, but first I’d like to directly address your husband: You are a fucking dumb asshole, do you know that? It’s shit-brained freaks like you who ruin it for all the other kinky straight men out there! The number one reason cited by women who are reluctant to indulge their male partners’ kinks is the fear that they’re stepping onto a slippery slope. They worry that their husbands and boyfriends, once indulged, will be unwilling or unable to enjoy plain ol’ vanilla sex ever again–aka “the basics.” Kinky guys who are lucky enough to find themselves dating or married to GGG women should be considerate, loving, and nonbasics neglecting so that their wives and girlfriends will talk up the benefits of being GGG to their female friends, thereby increasing the supply of GGG women in the world. When a kinky guy acts like you, fuckhead, it decreases the number of GGG women in the world! Christ!
Of course not, FMF. If you can’t judge your lovers by their willingness to meet your sexual needs, what fucking standard can you judge them by? And as fetishes go, a thing for being ordered to massage a woman’s feet hardly registers on the freak-o-meter at all. Continue to be up-front and honest, FMF, and sooner or later you’ll meet a woman who’s either GGG on the compulsory-foot-massage issue or actually enjoys having her feet rubbed.
