I’ve been seeing this great guy for about two years now. A few months back I stumbled upon some she-male photos on our computer. When I confronted him he said that it was in response to a “nightmare” he had from watching HBO late at night or something. I asked him to be honest with himself and me. I told him I could be GGG or that we could just be friends if he didn’t want to be with a natural woman anymore. He said he wanted to be with me.
The first reports about the death didn’t include the exact cause, and like many people I assumed the man had been fatally kicked in the head when he attempted to mount the killer thoroughbred. This was not the case. The man died, a horrified world soon learned, of a perforated colon. The dead guy, a 45-year-old resident of Seattle, had literally been fucked to death.
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A guy can like getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend, NWAGE, or be too stressed out for sex, or innocently come into possession of info about a gay bathhouse and still be a straight guy. But all three at once? He likes getting fucked in the ass, his interest in you has faded a bit, and you’re finding cards for a gay bathhouse laying around his apartment and the same bathhouse’s Web site bookmarked on his computer? I’m sorry, NWAGE, but your guy can’t be straight. He may not be gay; he could be bisexual or just heteroflexible enough to be curious about what a real cock feels like. But straight, bi, or gay, he’s not being straight with you. If you’re not down with sharing his ass with some stranger in a gay bathhouse, you’d better DTMFA.
