Hey, everybody: I’m on vacation–my first in years–so I’ll be running some much loved, frequently requested classic Savage Loves for the next few weeks.
Don’t get me wrong, ladies. I’m all for cunnilingus. Women deserve it, and straight men, in my opinion, are obligated to provide it. I’m as pro-cunnilingus as gay men ever get. Even so, spending a week reading hundreds of detailed letters about cunnilingus, picking out the best ones, and editing them into a column is something I can put off. Indefinitely. I guess you could say I’m pro-cunnilingus in the abstract. I’m for eating pussy the same way I’m, say, for round-the-clock home nursing for incontinent paraplegics. I’m glad it happens; I just don’t want to do it. Or think about it. But I promised you a cunnilingus column, SGAFP, and a cunnilingus column you shall have.
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Good advice, BT. No teeth, boys, and very little saliva.
The word cunnilingus derives from two Latin words: cunnus (female genitals) and lingere (to lick). But the action should include not only the tongue but also the teeth. Tongue: soft, yet firm. Teeth: nibble around down there! –Pussy Prof
Lick the alphabet, boys, but don’t let her know you’re licking the alphabet.
