Jesus, guys. Can we all take a break from writing OutKast articles? I appreciate that they have a movie out, and what might be their last record, but is it really worth everyone struggling on their own to come up with new adjectives to describe Andre 3000 in what’s probably going to end up the exact same article that everyone else is writing at the same time? I’m not even going back into my browser history to copy the links because I’m afraid I’ll fall asleep again just looking at the titles. Everyone should just chip in to write one even-more-generic article that everyone will run so their readers can move on with their lives. Or maybe just a list of facts: That somehow after years of putting out near-perfect albums they’ve dropped a stinker. That the guy with who owns a pit-bull kennel and has a stripper pole in his house doesn’t get along so hot anymore with the guy who wants to do free jazz. Present these facts in a way that makes it seem like these obvious things are heavier than they are. And make sure that you imply–but don’t flat-out say–that white people prefer the dude who wears the wigs to the guy who’s not falling off in a big way.
