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MusicFirst is a lobbying group with ties to SoundExchange and the RIAA, but dedicated specifically to inflicting those entities’ brand of self-destructive greed on terrestrial radio. Also, like SoundExchange and the RIAA, it seems to be staffed mostly by colossal assholes. At the moment MusicFirst’s primary concern is making radio pay performance royalties–which the National Association of Broadcasters and the U.S. Congress have repeatedly deemed unnecessary, given that radio play works in effect as a promotional tool to drive record sales. MusicFirst and its parent organizations think that’s unfair, and to draw attention to their plight they’ve designed a fake coupon, which allegedly entitles you to free promotional items from the NAB online store. The text:

No limit per customer. No minimum purchase (after all, they don’t purchase the music they use). May be combined with a 70-year history of refusing to pay artists for their music. Your copyright must be surrendered. No cash/no credit for your work. Not valid outside of the U.S.–every other major country actually pays a performance right. Subject to common sense and basic fairness. For more information: www.musicfirstcoalition.org.